Baby User Manual : 2017

So, you’re thinking about having a baby (human child, aged zero to three)!
 In order to insure your ability to safely own and operate this product, please acquaint yourself with the most up-to-date instructions.
 When in doubt, always remember the three tenets of baby rearing:

 1. Baby is boss.

 2. What Baby says goes.

 3. Do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, throw Baby out with bathwater.


  By Elizabeth Zephyrine McDonough / continue