So, you’re thinking about having a baby (human child, aged zero to three)!
In order to insure your ability to safely own and operate this product, please acquaint yourself with the most up-to-date instructions.
When in doubt, always remember the three tenets of baby rearing:
1. Baby is boss.
2. What Baby says goes.
3. Do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, throw Baby out with bathwater.
By Elizabeth Zephyrine McDonough / continue