By MexoBoy_Dmitry
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Seine Flu in Croatia
Letters to Santa
1. Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
YeR FReND, BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist.
How 'bout I send you a f****** book so you can learn to read and write?
I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell!
Santa
2. Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in
the world for everybody! Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
3. Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house.
You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa
4. Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas,
I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.
Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter?
He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa
5. Dear Santa,
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me.
Please see what you can do. Love, Michelle
Dear Michelle,
It blows my f****** mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars
worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to
play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
Santa
6. Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes,
a dog, a drum kit,a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
Santa
7. Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree,
and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face.
You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone.
Santa
8. Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my
cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
Santa
9. Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the
song?
Love, Jessica
Dear Jessica,
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house...
Santa
10. Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE.
Timmy
Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with your folks, but that crap
don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Ferrets Go Fishing 2010 calendar
see here:
Monday, November 23, 2009
Big Cat Studio: lions, tigers and leopards photographed in a studio
"A new book, called Big Cat Studio, showcases lions, tigers, leopards and more photographed against a white background in a studio, giving these images a candid and intimate feel."
see here
"I know every book of mine by its smell, and I have but to put my nose between the pages to be reminded of all sorts of things." ~George Robert Gissing
What do you get if you cross an octopus with an elephant?
But with its elephant-like appearance, it's easy to see why this odd creature, found more than a mile beneath the ocean, has been nicknamed Dumbo by scientists.
continue reading
Sunday, November 22, 2009
The goalkeeper saved the cat and got a yellow card
Banović in action.
Given that the judge did not give him a permission, he got a public reprimand.
The match was played in Sibenik.
The match was played in Sibenik.
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