This Is How We Could Hide Our Planet From Bloodthirsty Aliens

Humans have long dreamed of discovering intelligent life beyond Earth. 

But truth is, we have no way of knowing if an alien civilization would be friendly or hostile.

 Should we have the rotten luck of discovering the Borg, we’ll need to get our collective asses into hiding quickly—and a team of astronomers thinks they know how we can. 

 Naturally, it involves lasers.