Traitors of Croatian National Interests, Please Apply Here

New jobs, higher economic growth, lower debt, less bureaucracy... these are just some of the main goals of the new Croatian government which took power on Friday. However, there is one proposal made by one of the new ministers which has attracted by far the greatest interest of Croatian public. Even before he took office, new Minister of Veterans Affairs Mijo Crnoja said that his Ministry will prepare the Registry of Traitors of Croatian National Interests. He also wants to compile the Registry of the Aggressors on the Republic of Croatia, the Registry of Illegal Privatization of Public Companies, to implement lustration at all levels of government... A lot of work for a minister who is supposed to deal with problems of the Homeland War veterans, reports Index.hr, Jutarnji List and 24Sata on January 25, 2016. As a reaction to Crnoja's proposal, SKROZ collective open a webpage www.registar-izdajnika.org, where all those who are against the proposal can mockingly register themselves as traitors. They explained they had decided to open their own registry because they were aware of the difficult economic situation in the country, so they had decided to help the Minister and register themselves on a voluntary basis. "In that way, not only did we speed up the identification of traitors, but we have spared the Ministry and other state institutions the hassle of conducting public procurement procedures", wrote the collective. So far, more than 4,000 people have registered as traitors with different descriptions of their "treacherous crimes".
 Here are some: "At the cost of being burned at stake by the patriotic forces, I claim that Communist secret service does not exist anymore." "I have voted for left parties, I have voted against the marriage referendum, I believe in freedom of speech and some other undesirable things." "I am for tolerance, freedom of speech and diversity." "I do not need subtitles in Serbian films." "I have repeatedly participated in the gay pride, I was not married in church, my daughter does not attend religious classes in school."
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