Monty Python's 25 funniest quotes

Pontius Pilate: 'I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...' [A guard sniggers]
Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?' [More sniggering]
Pontius Pilate: 'What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... Biggus...' [Sniggering]
 Pontius Pilate: '...Dickus?'
 [Both guards snigger]
Pontius Pilate: 'He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks.'
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