• I'm on a whisky diet . . . last week I lost three days!
Gambling
• Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.
Advice
• Never tell people your troubles. Half of them are not interested and the other half are glad you're getting what's coming to you.
Cannibals
• Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'
Tommy Cooper was one of Britain's best-loved comedians. Here are 25 great jokes from a new book that celebrates the magician's wit.
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