Putin’s “Modern Love”

TO: Jill Abramson, Executive Editor, the New York Times
 FROM: Vladimir Putin Dear Jill,
 Thanks for your kind words about my Op-Ed in today’s Times. I’ve been checking your Web site every five minutes and I see it’s the second most popular story, right after the Science Times article about middle-aged men and estrogen. Since my writing seems to be such a big hit with your readers, I thought I’d submit a “Modern Love.”
Let me know what you think! :)
 Yours, Vlad

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 Modern Love by Vladimir V. Putin