Late Night Political Humor

“The Obamas have decorated the White House with 54 Christmas trees. It’s all part of their ‘For the last time, we’re not Muslim’ campaign.” – Conan O’Brien

“Gay groups are apparently angry at former President Clinton because he hasn’t come out in favor of gay marriage. Clinton said he’d be willing to have two lesbians come by and try to convince him.”
 – Conan O’Brien

 “I’m worried about the fiscal cliff in the same way I’m worried about Martians. Every now and then I look for them but I don’t know what I’ll do when I see them.” – David Letterman