Things that made me laugh today, and some that have intrigued me.
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue
You didn’t already put salt in, did you? You shouldn’t salt it until the very end, so it stays juicy. You should punch down the middle so the burger doesn’t balloon out. Didn’t you already turn that one? You shouldn’t turn it so much. Now it looks like you’re hitting me in the face with your spatula. You shouldn’t use the same spatula you use for food for face slapping. It’s unsanitary. No, no, no, you shouldn’t slam my face on THIS part of the grill. This part is cooler and generally used for keeping cooked foods warm. If you really want to cause me pain, really get a good sear going, you should slam it over here where the coals are stacked higher. more here