The Big Bang Theory Quotes

Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
 Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
 Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.

 Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
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