There are two kinds of viewer in the world: right and wrong. Which are you?

 "There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who don't have any problem with watching things that are randomly stretched or squashed, and decent human beings who still have standards. Seriously, anyone who wilfully spends hours basking in front of a TV upon which every scene, every object, every face is monstrously distorted clearly has such a slovenly lack of self-respect, I'd be surprised if they bother to wipe after going to the toilet – assuming they still use a toilet, that is. To be honest, they probably just go right there on the sofa. What's wrong with you people? Why have you given up?

You may say I'm a pedant – but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will live as one."
Charlie Brooker/ The Guardian / more