Old is When...

"Old Is When: ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

Old Is When: ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

Old Is When: ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old Is When: ... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Old Is When: ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Old Is When: ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

Old Is When: ... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

Old Is When: ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

Old Is When: ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom."