One liner jokes

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

 My friends all laughed when I said I wanted to become a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.

 What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish.

 A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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