Jon Stewart, on Rep. Anthony Weiner saying he 'can't say with certitude'.

"'I'm not certain of a lot of things. But there are three things in this world that I know for certain: Empire Strikes Back is the best Star Wars movie. OJ killed those people. And what my erect penis looks like in my own underwear from a bird's-eye view.' —Jon Stewart, on Rep. Anthony Weiner saying he 'can't say with certitude' whether a lewd picture posted on Twitter wasn't his weiner"
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