On My Way To Work

This morning on my way to work, I accidentally rear-ended another car in the hectic rush hour traffic.

No real damage done, just some paint off the bumpers.

I tell you, I just knew right then and there that this was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car and to my surprise, he was a Dwarf.

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy."

All I said was, "Well then, which one ARE you?"

And that's how the fight started.