Stranger

"A guy walks into a country bar down in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

All the rednecks sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some Yankee.

The bartender says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'

The guy says, 'No, I'm from Idaho .'

Not knowing where Idaho is, the bartender says, 'What do you do in Idaho ?'

The guy says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'

The bartender says, 'A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?'

'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals.'

The bartender grins and hollers, 'It's okay boys. He's one of us.'"