Soccer

At one point during a football (soccer) match in America, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

“Do you understand that what matters is how we play together as a team?”

The little boy nodded yes.

“So,” the coach continued, “When offside is given, or a foul is not seen, you don't argue or swear or attack the referee. Do you understand all that?”

Again the little boy nodded.

“Good,”' said the coach, “Now go over there and explain it to your mother.”