Sarah Palin on Jay Leno's Tonight show

"Thank you. I'm so happy to be here. In Alaska it's so different from LA. Here, when people have a frozen look on their face I find out it's Botox."

She said she had seen the Olympic closing ceremony and quipped: "The minute I saw the giant moose I realised I had not cooked anything for the kids' dinner."

"I'm glad that I am not vice-president," she said on Leno's show "I would not know what to do with all that free time."
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