Friday, November 6, 2009

Sex on Sabbath

 "A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the bible, the priest says, ' My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.

'The man thinks: ' What does a priest know about sex?'

So he goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter.

He queries the minister and receives the same reply; Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority on the Sabbath: a rabbi.

The rabbi ponders the question, then states, 'My son, sex is definitely play.'

The man replies, 'Rabbi, how can you be o sure when so many others tell me sex is work?'

The Rabbi softly speaks, 'If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it.'"

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