The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says to the man, “Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?” the man asked.
“That's the attitude we’re looking for,” said the Sergeant, “when can you start?”"
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I live in south Texas, and I approve of this hiring process.
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