Friday, October 23, 2009

Horses share a joke

Heard the one about the horse that walks into a pub and the barman asks 'Why the long face?'

These two obviously had. In fact, they must have been swapping several jokes as they appeared to have a laugh with each other.


"1st man - We lost our horse.

2nd man - Why not put an ad in the newspaper 'lost and found' column?

1st man - Don't be silly. He can't read.

Stable owner - Did you find my horse well behaved?

Rider - Definitely. Every time we came to a fence he let me go over first.

Did you hear about the depressed horse? It was a tale of whoa!

How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof.

What do you give a sick horse? Cough stirrup."
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