"Why it took off:
Three wolves howling at the moon - this preposterously wonderful T-shirt
was red meat to internet trolls.
Sample reviews:
i) I have been wearing this shirt for 2,043 days straight and it smells like a fruit orchard. I have the retro version of this shirt, and I must tell you, I am not inclined to upgrade. Much like Samson in the Bible, the longer I wear this shirt, the more power I possess."
ii) I received this shirt as a gift for my 42nd birthday. I still remember coming up the stairs to see what mom had made for breakfast, and there it was, howling at me beside my Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich and my Jimmy Beam breakfast drink. I'd never seen such majesty before, beckoning at me and sending ripples across my stomach and into my nipples. I was home.
iii) I'm not saying the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt grants you eternal life. I'm just not saying it doesn't.
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