"Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together
and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
They decide that to try and surprise their men that night
all three will dress up in a leather S&M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.
The next week they meet up again and compare their experiences.
The engaged girl says, ‘The other night, when my fiance came home, he found me in the leather bodice, the high red stilettos and mask covering my eyes. As soon as he
saw me he grabbed me saying “I love you” and carried me upstairs where we made love all night.’
The mistress says, ‘I went up to my lover’s hotel room where he was waiting for me and knocked on the door. I was wearing the leather bodice, the red stilettos, and the mask, with my fur coat on top. When I entered the room and dropped my coat to the floor, he said “Wow” and we made love all night.
The married girl say ‘Hmmph, I got myself dressed up the same as you two, leather bodice, red stilettos and mask over my eyes and waited for my husband to get home from work.”
“He opened the door, came in and said “Evening Batman, what’s for dinner?”"