Might We Suggest Some Buckets

"Tech Support: “Thank you for calling ****. This is ****, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Oh my God, my water pipes burst open over my server room! What the hell do I do?!”

Tech Support: “Your office water pipes burst over your server room?”

Customer: “Yes! What the h*** do I do?!”

Tech Support: “Call the fire department! Why are you calling me?!”

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