Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Funny Husband

"One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your Clothes in Slim Fast.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your Butt!'

His Wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let
such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared
when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?'

She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, It's 'Miracle Grow!'"

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