The words of Woody Allen

Did I say that?

After 13 years of psychoanalysis

"When I have sexual relations with someone I can now think of that person rather than somebody else. Which is an enormous step forward for me" (1971)

After 28 years of psychoanalysis

"Not a day goes past when I do not seriously consider the possibility of suicide" (1986)

After 36 years of psychoanalysis, asked if he'd needed it to begin with

"Probably not" (1998)"
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