Karate Dog

ok,ok I know it is a ninja

"A man wanted a watchdog, so he went to the pet store. He asks the clerk, 'Do you have a good watchdog?'

The clerk replies, 'You're in luck; I have one left.' She comes back with a chihuahua.

The man, a little ticked off, says 'What the hell do I need a chihuahua for? That's not a watchdog!'

The clerk replies, 'But this is a special watchdog. He knows karate.' The clerk takes the chihuahua and the man out to an alley, where there is some trashy furniture. The clerk points to a chair and says, 'Karate that chair!' Less than a second later, the chihuahua reduces the chair to sawdust.

The clerk points to a sofa and commands the dog to 'Karate that sofa! Repeat performance.

The man, amazed, buys the dog for $100 and takes it home.

When he gets home, the man shows his wife the chihuahua proclaiming, 'Honey, I got you a watchdog!'

The wife yells, 'That isn't a watchdog, for cryin' out loud! You wasted your money!'

The man calmly replies, 'This is a special watchdog. He knows karate.'

The wife, flustered, shouts: 'Karate?!? Karate my ass!!!'"
Miss Cellania