Jokes about the current financial crisis

"How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
Sara, London, UK

What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
Niall Davidson Petch, Lincoln, UK"

Quote of the day (from a trader): "This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."
Sottovoce , Cambridge, UK

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