Funny quotes by women

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
~Cora Harvey Armstrong~
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
~Helen Hayes (at 73)~
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
~Janette Barber~
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
~Lily Tomlin~
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
~Carrie Snow~
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
~Laurie Kuslansky~
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~Erma Bombeck~
Old age ain’t no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis~
A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.
~Rhonda Hansome~
The phrase “working mother” is redundant.
~Jane Sellman~

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