Mafia

"An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.

'Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.'

'But grandpa, I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.'

'You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambinos.'

'Soma day you goina coma home and finda you wife in bed with another man.'

'What'chaa gonna do ha, ha? Point to your watch and say - TIME'S UP?'"
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