Monday, March 31, 2008

My Wife by Rodney Dangerfield


"My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she’s afraid of the light.

My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous.
The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was"
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