"“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.” -Unknown
“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's
either a new car or a new wife.”
Prince Philip
“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.”
Evelyn Hendrickson
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman
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1 comment:
I love marriage jokes. I think its important to keep it light hearted. p.s. Obi is SOO CUTE
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