Saturday, February 9, 2008

New drug

"At a major medical convention a noted internist arises to announce that he has discovered a new miracle antibiotic.
'What's it cure?' asks a member of the audience.
'Nothing we don't already have a drug for,' the internist replies.
'Well, what's so miraculous about it?'
'One of the side effects is short-term memory loss. Several of my patients have paid my bill three or four times.'"
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