The Ranks of a Hospital

Surgeon:Leaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more productive than a trainIs faster than a speeding bulletWalks on waterTalks with God
Internist:Leaps short buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a switch engineIs faster than a speeding BBWalks on water if the sea is calmTalks with God if special request is approved
General Practitioner:Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable windsIs almost as powerful as a switch engine
Resident:Barely clears a picket fenceLoses tug-of-war with a trainCan sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injurySwims wellTalks with animals
Intern:Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildingsIs run over by a trainIs not issued ammunitionDog paddlesTalks to walls
Medical Student:Runs into buildingsRecognizes a train 2 out of 3 timesWets himself with a water pistolCannot stay afloat without a life preserverMumbles to himself
Nurse:Lifts buildings and walks under themKicks trains off the trackCatches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats themFreezes water with a single glanceThe Nurse IS God!!!!