Thursday, January 24, 2008

Chicken Jokes

chicken wellness


"Which day of the week do chickens hate most?


"M.C.Escher : That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
Salvador Dali : The Fish.
Werner Heisenberg : We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
L.A. Police Department : Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Grandpa : In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Bill the Cat : Oops... Ack."

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