Two story house

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, 'Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.' 'Because,' the man says,'I live in a two-story house.' The Judge replies, 'What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?' The man answers, 'Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"
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