Men vs. Women Quotes

"'There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them,
or turn them into literature.' -- Stephen Stills

'Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.' -- Laura Swenson

'You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman
with a dumb guy.' -- Erica Jong

'When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.' -- Elayne Boosler

'Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.' -- Maryon Pearson "
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