A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers is concerned that his students might be
a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wants to make sure they understand that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago,
that he grew up, etc... So he asks his class, 'Where is Jesus today?'
Steven raises his hand and says, 'He's in heaven.'
Mary is called on and answers, 'He's in my heart.'
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out - 'I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!'
The whole class gets very quiet, looks at the teacher, and waits for a response.
The teacher is completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathers his wits and asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
And Little Johnny replies, 'Well... this morning, my father got up, banged on the bathroom door,
and yelled - 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?''"
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a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wants to make sure they understand that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago,
that he grew up, etc... So he asks his class, 'Where is Jesus today?'
Steven raises his hand and says, 'He's in heaven.'
Mary is called on and answers, 'He's in my heart.'
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out - 'I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!'
The whole class gets very quiet, looks at the teacher, and waits for a response.
The teacher is completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathers his wits and asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
And Little Johnny replies, 'Well... this morning, my father got up, banged on the bathroom door,
and yelled - 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?''"
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