"A retired military couple, one an air force lt. colonel and his ever-nagging wife, a navy capitan, were vacationing in the holy land. While there, the wife died. The undertaker told the colonel, you can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the holy land for just $150. The colonel thought about it and decided to just have her shipped home. Astonished, the undertaker asked why he would pay $5,000 to ship her home when most would jump at the chance to be buried in the holy land and it would only be $150. The colonel replied, True, but long ago you buried a man here and three days later he rose from the dead. I'm afraid I just can't take that chance... "
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