Irish

"An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name legally changed.
When he replied, the desk clerk asked 'Can i help you sir?'
Our man said 'Yes, I would like to change my name.'
'What is your current name?' asked the clerk.
'Martin Arsehole,' replied the man.
The clerk laughed, and said 'I can see why you want a change.
What would you like your new name to be?'
'Tim.' "
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