Friday, November 30, 2007

Funny short pet jokes, one liners

"Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?
Because frost bites !

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ?
He stole the show !

What has four legs and an arm?
A happy pit bull.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. "
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