"A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down.
After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, 'No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
' So the bartender said, 'Well, would you like a cigarette?'
But the man said, 'No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
' The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool.
Again the man said, 'No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son.
' The bartender said, 'Your only son, I'm guessing.'"
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After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, 'No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
' So the bartender said, 'Well, would you like a cigarette?'
But the man said, 'No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
' The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool.
Again the man said, 'No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it.
As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son.
' The bartender said, 'Your only son, I'm guessing.'"
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