Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Could I See Just One?

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
'Hi, is Tony home?'
'No, he went to the store.'
'Well, you mind if I wait?' 'No, come in.'
They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts
I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.'
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws
a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says
'They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them.
I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.'
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe,
and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table,
and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says
'You know, your weird friend Chris came over.'
Tony thinks about this for a second and says
'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?' "
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