Monday, October 8, 2007

Hi - Tech Trio


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Three guys are sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly, there's a beeping sound. The first guy presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The other two give him a curious look.
"Oh, that's my pager," he says with a grin. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rings and the second man lifts his palm to his ear.

When he finishes, he explains, "That was just my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna and returns a few minutes later with a piece of toilet paper extending from his butt.

The others raise their eyebrows and he explains, "I'm receiving a fax."

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