Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Polar Bear Jokes


Q: What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
A: 'Oooo! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center!'

Q: What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A: Sandwiches!'

Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.

Q: What did the polar bear say to the tourist who left the tundra buggy?
A: 'Why don't you just have a good scream and get it over with.'
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