O ye unfaithful wife!

"There was once a clairvoyant little boy, who could see into the future One night while saying his prayers, the little boy was heard to finish, 'God bless Mammy, God bless Daddy, God bless Granny, goodbye Grandad.' The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later, the little boy was praying, 'God bless Mammy, God bless Daddy, goodbye Grandma.' The next day his poor grandmother was hit by a bus while crossing the street -- she never felt a thing. A month or so later, the little boy was praying and said, 'God bless Mammy, goodbye Daddy.' His father panicked. He had himself driven, very carefully and slowly to work by an armed guard in an armored security truck he hired. He couldn't concentrate, however, thinking about those words, 'Goodbye Daddy.' He finally came home early, but very carefully. He was met at the front door by his wife, who said, 'Honey! The most awful thing happened today! -- the milkman dropped dead on the back porch.' "
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