A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. 'What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?' asks the cop. 'I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.' 'Oh yeah?' says the doubtful cop. 'Lets see you do it.' The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. A couple driving by slows down to watch. 'Wow,' says the driver to his wife. 'I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!'"
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