"A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright.
She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a shortcut through it on his way home from the pub.
It was not long before he came staggering along, and out she jumped from behind a headstone. 'Ooooooo!' she wailed, 'I am the Devil!'
He sticks out his hand...
'Put it there, pal,' he says, 'I am married to your sister.'"
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She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a shortcut through it on his way home from the pub.
It was not long before he came staggering along, and out she jumped from behind a headstone. 'Ooooooo!' she wailed, 'I am the Devil!'
He sticks out his hand...
'Put it there, pal,' he says, 'I am married to your sister.'"
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