"40-ish..........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with all your friends
Athletic........................No boobs
Average looking............Ugly
Beautiful......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure.......On medication
Feminist......................Fat
Free spirit....................Junkie
Friendship first.............Former slut
Fun.............................Annoying
Gentle.........................Dull
New Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded................Desperate
Outgoing......................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...................Sloppy drunk
Poet............................Depressive
Professional.................Bitch
Romantic.....................Frigid
Voluptuous...................Very Fat
Large frame..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..........Stalker
Widow..........................Murderer "
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