A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, 'I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss.'
The man agrees and makes his first wish: 'I want lots of money.' Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, 'You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully.'
The man says, 'Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.' "
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